The 5 year old came dancing through the door, face alight with excitement “I have a present for you” she said.
“How lovely” I replied, as she handed me a little plastic stick.
“See, it has a mermaid on the end and its to stir your juice”
I peered at the end. Indeed a little mermaid.
“Stir your drink, stir your drink” she squealed. 
Into my sacred fresh green juice I placed the stick and began to stir.
“Where did you find this?” I asked
“On the road, just outside school” she told me.