Crap at Diets

I’ve always been really crap at diets. Is anyone actually good at them? Although it’s not so much a diet I am in need of, it’s a full stop. 

It goes something like this: Licorice-for-breakfast-because-I-haven’t-had-time-to-sit down-before-getting-kids-to-school-followed-by-a-snatched-handful-of-cheese-because -it-does’nt-need-cooking-on-my-way-to-the-office-where-I’m-eating-crackers-from-the-box-I-left-under-my-desk-yesterday-I’m-not-hungry-at-lunch-because-of-the-crackers-cheese-and-licorice-but-by-three-I’m-starving-although-its-odd-to-eat-lunch-now-and-the-phone’s-ringing-anyway-so-I-grab-a-half-eaten-bagel-that-I-find-in-the-kitchen-on-my-way-back-to-the-office-and-finish-that-off-with-a-Snickers Bar-and-then-Top Banana’s-cooked-supper-for-the-kids-so-I-steal-that-and-so-far-there-is-not-a-full-stop-in-sight. Not even a comma. Just one long paragraph of bad eating.

Banger went on his diet on New Year’s Day. But I was recovering from New Year’s eve. And then it was getting the kids back to school, then the fortnightly work trips to New York and then… and then… and then. 

So just out of the blue with two days in one place I found my full stop. Two days just juice. Just two days. How hard could that be? Well it turns out to be bloody hard but I did it. And tomorrow feeling rather saintly I will eat a proper breakfast. Back on track.

I’m not going to post a picture of a juice. How many more pictures of juices can we bear…

I’m posting some completely random image that’s dead cool.

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